"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”
"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”
"hey hey my my. rock and roll will never die" - a guy who will soon die
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"Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow…
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“History is much more the product of chaos than of conspiracy”
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I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"
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"Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful"
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"I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves."
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