“You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said.
“All people are insane. They will do anything at any time, and God help anybody who looks for reasons.”
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover i…
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Solitude produces originality, bold & astonishing beauty, poetry. But solitude also produces perverseness, the disproportionate, the absurd, and the fo…
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So everything lets us down, including curiosity and honesty and what we love best
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you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself
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Hey hey! Okay, now that the freeloading cheap fucks are gone, here are some stories about my famous friends and pictures of my dick…. I am not entirely…
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I am a clown...and I collect moments
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