HOT DOGS! Get yer HOT DOGS!

"My intimate habits are above reproach. Carrying no social diseases, I don’t see what I could possible transmit to your hot dogs that they do not already have. Look at these fingernails.”

Sorry for the double email. the other one is just an excerpt from this one, so feel free to delete it. There’s nothing there that’s not also here.

Hi everyone! It’s been a few days of pop philosophising here, what with all the discussions of what is and isn’t good art, and I wanted to do something a little lighter today. To sweeten the deal, this entire …

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