The Past Sucked Ass

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice...

Hey everyone…well, no. Hey to my beloved paying subscribers. I feel better when it’s just us, don’t you? It’s like that moment when you can stop pretending you care about everyone in your constituency and stop shaking hands and pretending to be human and close the doors to your big ass gold gilded office and settle in while the servant pours you and the…