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The Penis and Vagina Compendium volume 2

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The Penis and Vagina Compendium volume 2

I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"

brendan kelly
Oct 7, 2022
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Welcome to the great penis and vagina rundown. This one’s just for the paying subscribers, eh? Thank you all. You’ve been my candles in the wind and I can’t thank you enough. Enjoy the following exclusive dong euphemisms and subsequent vagina euphemisms as a token of my appreciation. I love you all deeply.

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