The Penis and Vagina Compendium volume 2

I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"

Welcome to the great penis and vagina rundown. This one’s just for the paying subscribers, eh? Thank you all. You’ve been my candles in the wind and I can’t thank you enough. Enjoy the following exclusive dong euphemisms and subsequent vagina euphemisms as a token of my appreciation. I love you all deeply.

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