The Turds in the Global Punchbowl

you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself

What’s up to the caviar tier of Bad Sandwich Chronicles. Since this one is for elite subscribers only, I feel like we should talk about the finer things in life, right? Great. On with the show.

Saw this headline yesterday:

CDC: “Coronavirus survived in Princess Cruise cabins up to 17 days after passengers left”

Huh. You don’t say? That’s cool. That’s a coo…