4 Comments

Love it bud! This is truly the only thing I've read that fits so well with my current feelings. I am one of those who is riding that double ended dildo of being at work and having a kid and wife and home...so I'm worried about exposing them to something that I got because I went to work. I just wish everyone took this more seriously from day 1...but live (some of us) and learn I guess.

Expand full comment

Thank you so much for continuing to put out freebies for us broke assholes because I am one of them. I’m currently an essential employee so I still have a job, but I’m failing to see how a fucking call center that supports an online store is essential, we can literally do our job from home. Thank you for the must needed distraction. ❤️

Expand full comment

Fuck. I laughed so fucking loud at that 2nd to last paragraph that I feel obligated to subscribe for the rest of eternity or until I die from covid-19. My family may take some time to cancel my card and you may recieve my subscription dues for some time, or they'll wipe my account dry and it'll be declined next month. Either way, bravo Sir Kelly. A great fucking read.

Expand full comment

I have so much work I can’t imagine being bored right now but if anyone is looking for a way to kill time AND HELP YOUR FELLOW PEOPLE, hit me up. We have work coming out our ears and need help desperately.

Expand full comment