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My local place in Minnesota (which isn’t even open yet, mind you) had a couple huge groups on the patio Friday that pushed together all the spread out patio tables that were arranged that way in anticipation of opening in a few weeks. So yeah, those barriers (physical and mental) are gonna fall before they’re even constructed.

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Candice & Dan forever

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My Mom would buy the bullshit Cap n Crunch WITHOUT crunchberries! I always thought it was because she was being cheap. Nevertheless, an awesome cereal that left you with bleeding gums and gashes on the roof of your mouth.

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Thinking about becoming a guy who only eats Peanut Butter Captain Crunch for every meal. The Puffins are dope as hell too

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Gotta go with Cinnamon Toast Crunch or just CT Crunch for short. I guess this could be said about a lot of cereals but that leftover sugarmilk you slurp down at the end is *chef kiss*!

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Well, believe it or not this will not be one of my annoying long ass comments. Peanut butter Captain Crunch is the absolute best. I can’t have these in the house because my youngest son has a life threatening peanut allergy. My oldest son and I deny us stuff we love so that my youngest stays safe. Which obviously is what one HAS to do. Not complaining. We haven’t done fast food in years which is ok because it is bad for you but doesn’t make it easy on mama when she is exhausted and just wants to grab something instead of cooking. I hate the texture of the marshmallows in cereal and always have. One last thing because this is getting longer than I promised. Oh’s cereal is where it’s at. Discovered it not as a kid but very young adult. Good stuff!

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Thoughts on Frosted Flakes? They're delicious and have an iconic mascot. 0% dog jizz as well...

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Yes to PB cereals. Even the Kashi one. My dad use to sprinkle Fiber One on all cereals. Now that is a garbage breakfast.

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PB Cap'n crunch is the best there is. No doubt.

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Over here laughing out loud at the Honey Comb. Holyshit. Also, I guess my band tee shirt collection will become masks instead? Is Larry Arms gonna make one I can pop a filter in? Maybe a Xanax Lollipop compartment? How about a built in beer straw that somehow doesn't allow in Corona (of both references)? I'd be down for one or all three.

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