When I was little there was this old man in my neighborhood who really fucking did give out apples every single Halloween. I swear they came from a coupe of apple trees he had in his yard. I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure. Anyway, even though he was nice I couldn’t help but think of the razor blade thing. I swear there was a movie... MAYBE Halloween 2 but not sure that had a kid in it that ate an apple and bit into the razor blade. That shit stuck with me as kid after that movie. As for the Urban legends or just fucked up rumors that go around school. I got one but not as bad as the hot dog shit. When I was in the 9th grade my buddy told me that a few dudes were talking about me and they were saying that I had to be a slut because I had big tits. WTF does that have to do with anything???? Anyway, I vowed that 3rd day of my high school experience that not one boy from my school was ever going to get a kiss from me let alone the privilege to fuck me... and they didn’t. Those few boys ruined it for them all. Ya Know, cause I’m pretty awesome.😉 Luckily, there were other boys out there that didn’t go to my school.
Last night I remembered seeing LA at a show in Jersey, Bradley Gardens probably '03 ish, and you said to us all "come closer, the front row is also the back row" and I still remember those words, it was just so funny. Also, urban legend of "don't flash your lights when someone has their brights on" cause they're in a gang and they'll kill you is pretty popular here, how about you?
This ACTUALLY happened to someone in my high school. No really. It was me, and I didn't have to go to the doctor. All kidding aside, if any of you readers haven't subscribed (and can financially afford it) I HIGHLY encourage you to. The subscriber stuff is even BETTER. Like, "masturbate to it with a hot dog" better. Fo' real.
This one was awesome as well btw keep it up!
When I was little there was this old man in my neighborhood who really fucking did give out apples every single Halloween. I swear they came from a coupe of apple trees he had in his yard. I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure. Anyway, even though he was nice I couldn’t help but think of the razor blade thing. I swear there was a movie... MAYBE Halloween 2 but not sure that had a kid in it that ate an apple and bit into the razor blade. That shit stuck with me as kid after that movie. As for the Urban legends or just fucked up rumors that go around school. I got one but not as bad as the hot dog shit. When I was in the 9th grade my buddy told me that a few dudes were talking about me and they were saying that I had to be a slut because I had big tits. WTF does that have to do with anything???? Anyway, I vowed that 3rd day of my high school experience that not one boy from my school was ever going to get a kiss from me let alone the privilege to fuck me... and they didn’t. Those few boys ruined it for them all. Ya Know, cause I’m pretty awesome.😉 Luckily, there were other boys out there that didn’t go to my school.
Last night I remembered seeing LA at a show in Jersey, Bradley Gardens probably '03 ish, and you said to us all "come closer, the front row is also the back row" and I still remember those words, it was just so funny. Also, urban legend of "don't flash your lights when someone has their brights on" cause they're in a gang and they'll kill you is pretty popular here, how about you?
The intro to this has me thinking... BSC branded fleshlights? Too much?
This ACTUALLY happened to someone in my high school. No really. It was me, and I didn't have to go to the doctor. All kidding aside, if any of you readers haven't subscribed (and can financially afford it) I HIGHLY encourage you to. The subscriber stuff is even BETTER. Like, "masturbate to it with a hot dog" better. Fo' real.