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Appreciate you too! Good list of dumb shit. Funny thing about concerts- I'm getting older/ tired and usually by the time we're halfway through the headliner's set I think to myself "damn I'm tired. This is fun and all, but I really have to pee and need a smoke. Hopefully this is over in a reasonable number of songs." Then I get what I want/ need and feel depressed for about 2 days after the high of the show wears off (usually about a day later). Concerts, for me, are akin to taking ecstasy (and also just as frowned upon, currently). Except for the above mentioned artists, of course.

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And don't forget that a main beach activity, tanning, is perfectly suited to giving us cancer and accelerating the inevitable plunge toward death.

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The beach is the absolute worst.

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'The entire point of human evolution was to get rid of camping.' - New life-motto...

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Hahaha, I love your hatred of boats, that episode of Contrarian Court was the best!

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Thank you for explaining why I hate all these things without making me feel like an asshole. Shit sucks lol

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There's nothing, absolutely nothing like messing about in a boat

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I thought I liked hiking for awhile, turns out I was just really bored.

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I went camping ONCE when I was ten. “Slept” on a damn tree root and got eaten up by bugs. I ended up waking my dad up about midnight crying and begging to go home. We went home. Worst shit ever will never do it again. The only thing cool that happened on that trip was I snagged a big fish no bait obviously right on its side and reeled it in. I was proud of myself that shits hard to do! Hiking... fuck no! The ONLY times I go to the lame ass mall is to see Santa and orgies.....that’s just nasty.

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