Thanks for coming. Last time I did this I had a thriving and super respectful and fun community here in the comments. It even had a name. it was called the Sock Drawer, as the results of my masturbatory blogs ended up blasted into the minds of these lovely readers in much the same way a teenaged sock drawer ends up with a bunch of socks just blasted through with jizz after a similarly masturbatory regimen. Anyway, I'd love to cultivate a similar community here and I know y'all are cool. Again, comment early and often, be respectful and let's have the last remaining comment section on the entire internet, eh? May the socks of the sock drawer rise again.
Word up on Stella. The bar I used to work at correctly refused to stock it, but I probably poured about three dozen PBRs for frat girls who asked for Stella and never once got called on it. Fuck Stella.
Thanks for coming. Last time I did this I had a thriving and super respectful and fun community here in the comments. It even had a name. it was called the Sock Drawer, as the results of my masturbatory blogs ended up blasted into the minds of these lovely readers in much the same way a teenaged sock drawer ends up with a bunch of socks just blasted through with jizz after a similarly masturbatory regimen. Anyway, I'd love to cultivate a similar community here and I know y'all are cool. Again, comment early and often, be respectful and let's have the last remaining comment section on the entire internet, eh? May the socks of the sock drawer rise again.
There's also the part where like 4-6 relationships and at least 3 children were created from said sock drawer
Welcome back, buddy. I needed this more than ever.
This is how we met originally and it ended up with you seeing my boobs. Everyone won that night.
I’ll never forget that night
Someday we’ll recreate but be a soldier down
Pics or it didn’t happen
Ah man, I always miss the tits.
Love you babes. ❤️
Hi guys.
Stoked on this. Long live the Drawer.
The Sock Drawer 2: Electric Plague *Achoo*
Classic Stizz!
oh he’ll yeH
You’re telling me all I had to do to get you back to blogging was start a pandemic? Jfc. <3
Ready to hole myself up in the sock drawer and fight the virus with the most beautifully twisted people one could ever hope to assemble. So excited.
Socks reunited!
God I'm so fucking happy this is back
Hey Brendan, the URL to your old blog leads to some sort of chinese porn site.
I was wondering if the classic Bad Sandwich Chronicles is still somewhere to find online?
Word up on Stella. The bar I used to work at correctly refused to stock it, but I probably poured about three dozen PBRs for frat girls who asked for Stella and never once got called on it. Fuck Stella.
No rust at all. Just like riding a bike. I feel... comforted? that this is back.
Like riding a bike without a seat
Yes! And did I say no rust? I meant plenty of rust. Rusty trombone that is. Am I right folks?
Welcome back, socks!
Stoked the gangs all here
Here we all are again! Same socks, (slightly) different drawer.
Incredible that this is back. Made my year.