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brendan kelly's avatar

Thanks for coming. Last time I did this I had a thriving and super respectful and fun community here in the comments. It even had a name. it was called the Sock Drawer, as the results of my masturbatory blogs ended up blasted into the minds of these lovely readers in much the same way a teenaged sock drawer ends up with a bunch of socks just blasted through with jizz after a similarly masturbatory regimen. Anyway, I'd love to cultivate a similar community here and I know y'all are cool. Again, comment early and often, be respectful and let's have the last remaining comment section on the entire internet, eh? May the socks of the sock drawer rise again.

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chilicheesefries's avatar

There's also the part where like 4-6 relationships and at least 3 children were created from said sock drawer

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Candice's avatar

Welcome back, buddy. I needed this more than ever.

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Laura's avatar

This is how we met originally and it ended up with you seeing my boobs. Everyone won that night.

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Candice's avatar

I’ll never forget that night

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Laura's avatar

Someday we’ll recreate but be a soldier down

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Sharon's avatar

Pics or it didn’t happen

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AT's avatar

Ah man, I always miss the tits.

Love you babes. ❤️

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Stizzy's avatar

Hi guys.

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Kenney's avatar

Stoked on this. Long live the Drawer.

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Stizzy's avatar

The Sock Drawer 2: Electric Plague *Achoo*

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JSIN's avatar

Classic Stizz!

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sickie's avatar

oh he’ll yeH

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F. Inkblot's avatar

You’re telling me all I had to do to get you back to blogging was start a pandemic? Jfc. <3

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dustyfloors's avatar

Ready to hole myself up in the sock drawer and fight the virus with the most beautifully twisted people one could ever hope to assemble. So excited.

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Hamilton's avatar

Socks reunited!

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Adrienne's avatar

God I'm so fucking happy this is back

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Roman's avatar

Hey Brendan, the URL to your old blog leads to some sort of chinese porn site.

I was wondering if the classic Bad Sandwich Chronicles is still somewhere to find online?

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Matty Squatchraptor's avatar

Word up on Stella. The bar I used to work at correctly refused to stock it, but I probably poured about three dozen PBRs for frat girls who asked for Stella and never once got called on it. Fuck Stella.

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Arth's avatar

No rust at all. Just like riding a bike. I feel... comforted? that this is back.

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Laura's avatar

Like riding a bike without a seat

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Arth's avatar

Yes! And did I say no rust? I meant plenty of rust. Rusty trombone that is. Am I right folks?

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Cendro's avatar

Welcome back, socks!

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One eyed peacock's avatar

Stoked the gangs all here

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benni's avatar

Here we all are again! Same socks, (slightly) different drawer.

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Jason's avatar

Incredible that this is back. Made my year.

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