Whoa. That was a crazy couple of years, huh? Hi everybody, and welcome (or welcome back) to Bad Sandwich Chronicles. Back in the aughts, which you may remember as the much simpler time when websites were actually a thing, before the proliferation of Twitter (and that giant guy with the huge dick that people keep sneaking into news links in your text messages), Bad Sandwich Chronicles was my semi-popular, sometimes not unreadable blog, which had hundreds of entries (find them
Thanks for coming. Last time I did this I had a thriving and super respectful and fun community here in the comments. It even had a name. it was called the Sock Drawer, as the results of my masturbatory blogs ended up blasted into the minds of these lovely readers in much the same way a teenaged sock drawer ends up with a bunch of socks just blasted through with jizz after a similarly masturbatory regimen. Anyway, I'd love to cultivate a similar community here and I know y'all are cool. Again, comment early and often, be respectful and let's have the last remaining comment section on the entire internet, eh? May the socks of the sock drawer rise again.
Word up on Stella. The bar I used to work at correctly refused to stock it, but I probably poured about three dozen PBRs for frat girls who asked for Stella and never once got called on it. Fuck Stella.
Thanks for coming. Last time I did this I had a thriving and super respectful and fun community here in the comments. It even had a name. it was called the Sock Drawer, as the results of my masturbatory blogs ended up blasted into the minds of these lovely readers in much the same way a teenaged sock drawer ends up with a bunch of socks just blasted through with jizz after a similarly masturbatory regimen. Anyway, I'd love to cultivate a similar community here and I know y'all are cool. Again, comment early and often, be respectful and let's have the last remaining comment section on the entire internet, eh? May the socks of the sock drawer rise again.
Welcome back, buddy. I needed this more than ever.
Stoked on this. Long live the Drawer.
The Sock Drawer 2: Electric Plague *Achoo*
oh he’ll yeH
You’re telling me all I had to do to get you back to blogging was start a pandemic? Jfc. <3
Ready to hole myself up in the sock drawer and fight the virus with the most beautifully twisted people one could ever hope to assemble. So excited.
Socks reunited!
God I'm so fucking happy this is back
Hey Brendan, the URL to your old blog leads to some sort of chinese porn site.
I was wondering if the classic Bad Sandwich Chronicles is still somewhere to find online?
Word up on Stella. The bar I used to work at correctly refused to stock it, but I probably poured about three dozen PBRs for frat girls who asked for Stella and never once got called on it. Fuck Stella.
No rust at all. Just like riding a bike. I feel... comforted? that this is back.
Welcome back, socks!
Stoked the gangs all here
Here we all are again! Same socks, (slightly) different drawer.
Incredible that this is back. Made my year.