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It was such a perfect micro- (maybe macro-)cosm of DJT. Clearly no plan at all, the gatekeepers (literally on Wednesday) had either no plan to stop them or didn’t really care about stopping it, and once they were in had no goal other than making sure everyone else noticed they were there. Presented with an opportunity to do something tremendous(ly bad) they for the most part will be remembered in meme form.

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You know that baby is gonna be called Americus.

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I laughed extra hard because my mom’s name is Merle and I remember pointing out to her as a kid that there was a Cousin Merle on The Simpsons and she was so annoyed that she shared a first name with that character.

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Some potential contenders:

Blue Livey

MAGANUS

Rotundaaron

Daiuserus

Bill O'White

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Erm... Forgot one....

Wild Hog?

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Kapital

Uncle Cousin Buford

Kingsford?...

Erm... Maybe just "Ford"

Chad

Keith (after either "Toby" or "Urban"... Not that I know what either of those are...)

Bud

Bud jr.

Coors light

Coors light jr.

Carl's jr.

Big Mac

Whopper

Walker and/or Texas Ranger

Billy Ray Virus

Fuck, it's almost like I was there making babies myself... (I wasn't tho. For reals.)

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