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Free excerpt from Actually George Santos Rules
"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”
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actually George Santos Rules
"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”
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The Children Are Our Future -or- Rock and Roll is a Boomer Psyops And Survivor (the show)Completely Sucks
"hey hey my my. rock and roll will never die" - a guy who will soon die
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Space is complete bullshit
"Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow…
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a return shrouded in conspiracy
“History is much more the product of chaos than of conspiracy”
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The Penis and Vagina Compendium volume 2
I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"
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Penises and Vaginas, complete rundown episode 1 (or: the alphabetical penis compendium A-J: a complementary intro)
"Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful"
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Um...well this one took a weird turn
"I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves."
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Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome
Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome
malaise, dickjokes, nihilism, music, parenting, drugs, fuckin, candle making

Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome

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