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"Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful"
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"I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves."
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"No More Drugs For That Man" -Face Off
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"I Can Eat A Peach For Hours" -Face Off
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“Struggle is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but…
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“If you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.”
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We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
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“don’t let what other people think, stop you from doing the things you love.”
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“God’s and beasts, that is what our world is made of.”
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"The devil does not stay where music is." - some completely wrong religious dipshit
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Hola amigos, i know it’s been a while since i rapped at ya but I’ve been busier than a covid nurse in the deep south lately. If you like what you read…
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Morning amigos. I know it’s been a while since I rapped at you but shit’s been more convoluted than whatever the actual plot of the Big Lebowski is over…
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