Archive - Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome

Free excerpt from Actually George Santos Rules

"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”

Mar 21, 2023 •

actually George Santos Rules

"But I'm afraid you have it backward. It is better to live on one's feet than die on one's knees.”

Mar 21, 2023 •

February 2023

The Children Are Our Future -or- Rock and Roll is a Boomer Psyops And Survivor (the show)Completely Sucks

"hey hey my my. rock and roll will never die" - a guy who will soon die

Feb 7, 2023 •

January 2023

Space is complete bullshit

"Myths and legends die hard in America. We love them for the extra dimension they provide, the illusion of near-infinite possibility to erase the narrow…

Jan 4, 2023 •

December 2022

a return shrouded in conspiracy

“History is much more the product of chaos than of conspiracy”

Dec 15, 2022 •

October 2022

The Penis and Vagina Compendium volume 2

I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"

Oct 7, 2022 •

September 2022

Penises and Vaginas, complete rundown episode 1 (or: the alphabetical penis compendium A-J: a complementary intro)

"Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penis affectionately. Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes me feel beautiful"

Sep 26, 2022 •

August 2022

Um...well this one took a weird turn

"I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves."

Aug 27, 2022 •

July 2022

Excerpt from this was supposed to be about something else

"No More Drugs For That Man" -Face Off

Jul 28, 2022 •

This was supposed to be about something else

"I Can Eat A Peach For Hours" -Face Off

Jul 28, 2022 •

Jobs I'd Like To Try

“Struggle is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but…

Jul 6, 2022 •

Excerpt from Jobs I'd like to try

“If you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.”

Jul 6, 2022 •

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