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Of Plague Worms, Guns, Roses and 9/11
Hey hey! Okay, now that the freeloading cheap fucks are gone, here are some stories about my famous friends and pictures of my dick…. I am not entirely…
brendan kelly
Mar 22, 2020
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The Number 42
“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an…
brendan kelly
Sep 10, 2020
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The Turds in the Global Punchbowl
you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself
brendan kelly
Mar 24, 2020
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Things I Like (for the Plutocracy)
“You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said.
brendan kelly
Apr 1, 2020
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Nothing Is What It Seems
"How Do You Shoot The Devil In The Back?"
brendan kelly
May 21, 2020
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The Past Sucked Ass
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover…
brendan kelly
Mar 29, 2020
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Here's What's Going To Happen
"No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become."
brendan kelly
May 15, 2020
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Condiment showdown! (Deluxe edition)
"they began with pears poached in wine, and went on to tiny savory fish rolled in salt and cooked crisp, and capons stuffed with onions and mushrooms."
brendan kelly
May 8, 2020
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The Triumphant Return of Bad Sandwich Chronicles
Whoa. That was a crazy couple of years, huh? Hi everybody, and welcome (or welcome back) to Bad Sandwich Chronicles. Back in the aughts, which you may…
brendan kelly
Mar 18, 2020
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Some Serious Members' Only Type Shit
‘Memory can change the shape of a room, it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a…
brendan kelly
Apr 20, 2020
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Blind Spots
What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room.
brendan kelly
Aug 13, 2020
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The End Of All Things
it's ned! ned ryerson!
brendan kelly
Feb 9, 2021
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