Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome

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Of Plague Worms, Guns, Roses and 9/11
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Mar 22, 2020 • 
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Of Plague Worms, Guns, Roses and 9/11
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The Turds in the Global Punchbowl
you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself
Mar 24, 2020 • 
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The Turds in the Global Punchbowl
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Things I Like (for the Plutocracy)
“You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said.
Apr 1, 2020 • 
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The Number 42
“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an…
Sep 10, 2020 • 
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Nothing Is What It Seems
"How Do You Shoot The Devil In The Back?"
May 21, 2020 • 
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The Past Sucked Ass
Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover…
Mar 29, 2020 • 
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Condiment showdown! (Deluxe edition)
"they began with pears poached in wine, and went on to tiny savory fish rolled in salt and cooked crisp, and capons stuffed with onions and mushrooms."
May 8, 2020 • 
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Condiment showdown! (Deluxe edition)
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The End Of All Things
it's ned! ned ryerson!
Feb 9, 2021 • 
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The End Of All Things
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Some Serious Members' Only Type Shit
‘Memory can change the shape of a room, it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a…
Apr 20, 2020 • 
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Some Serious Members' Only Type Shit
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Blind Spots
What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room.
Aug 13, 2020 • 
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Blind Spots
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All Art Is Complete Horseshit
"...I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow…
Jun 27, 2020 • 
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All Art Is Complete Horseshit
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How To Write A Song (Part 2)
Fuck this is like... The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life Fuck all of you who said I wouldn't make it They said I was a loser They said I was…
Sep 23, 2020 • 
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