Hey hey! Okay, now that the freeloading cheap fucks are gone, here are some stories about my famous friends and pictures of my dick…. I am not entirely…
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“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an…
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you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself
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“You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said.
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"How Do You Shoot The Devil In The Back?"
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover…
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"No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become."
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"they began with pears poached in wine, and went on to tiny savory fish rolled in salt and cooked crisp, and capons stuffed with onions and mushrooms."
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Whoa. That was a crazy couple of years, huh? Hi everybody, and welcome (or welcome back) to Bad Sandwich Chronicles. Back in the aughts, which you may…
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‘Memory can change the shape of a room, it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a…
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What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room.
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it's ned! ned ryerson!
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