Archive - Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome

Of Plague Worms, Guns, Roses and 9/11

Mar 22, 2020 •

The Turds in the Global Punchbowl

you should never ask anyone for anything. Never-and especially from those who are more powerful than yourself

Mar 24, 2020 •

Things I Like (for the Plutocracy)

“You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said.

Apr 1, 2020 •

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an…

Sep 10, 2020 •

Nothing Is What It Seems

"How Do You Shoot The Devil In The Back?"

May 21, 2020 •

The Past Sucked Ass

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover…

Mar 29, 2020 •

Condiment showdown! (Deluxe edition)

"they began with pears poached in wine, and went on to tiny savory fish rolled in salt and cooked crisp, and capons stuffed with onions and mushrooms."

May 8, 2020 •

The End Of All Things

it's ned! ned ryerson!

Feb 9, 2021 •

Some Serious Members' Only Type Shit

‘Memory can change the shape of a room, it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a…

Apr 20, 2020 •

What is a soul? It's like electricity - we don't really know what it is, but it's a force that can light a room.

Aug 13, 2020 •

All Art Is Complete Horseshit

"...I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow…

Jun 27, 2020 •

How To Write A Song (Part 2)

Fuck this is like... The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life Fuck all of you who said I wouldn't make it They said I was a loser They said I was…

Sep 23, 2020 •

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